It's The Bachelorette's version of Christmas and Bachelor Nation is getting 31 presents this year.

Rachel Lindsay's season kicks off on Monday, May 22, and ABC has finally unveiled the Dallas lawyer's line-up of suitors, including their photos and the now-infamous job descriptions. And season 13's crop of men's occupations definitely do not disappoint, as we have a tickle monster AND a "whaboom."

What is a "whaboom" you ask? Well, it's either a World of Warcraft reference or, per Urban Dictionary, the man is the human embodiment of  the "word to be used when just a simple 'Bam' would not provide the desired effect. A word used to convey the huge ramifications of several actions that lead the subject down a road to inevitable demise."

Oh, this season is going to be fun.

On the first night, viewers can expect to see one guy, Matt, show up in a penguin costume (clearly stealing a page from Alexis' "Is she a shark or a dolphin?" playbook during Nick Viall's season), another to be accompanied by a marching band (Blake E.), and one to actually be a secret admirer from Rachel's elementary school days (Fred). Creepy or romantic? You decide during the premiere.

Here is the full line-up of Rachel's men, all 31 of them.

The Bachelorette, season 13, Bryan

ABC

A 37 year-old chiropractor from Miami, FL. 

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Eric

ABC

A 29 year-old personal trainer from Los Angeles. 

The Bachelorette, season 13, Peter

ABC

A 31 year-old business owner from Madison, WI. 

The Bachelorette, season 13, Dean

ABC

A 26 year-old startup recruiter from Venice, CA. 

Eliminated week 7

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Adam

ABC

A 27 year-old real estate agent from Dallas, TX. 

Eliminated week 6

The Bachelorette, season 13, Matthew

ABC

A 32 year-old construction sales rep from Meriden, CT who shows up in a penguin suit on night one. 

Eliminated week 6

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Alex

ABC

A 28 year-old information systems supervisor from Grosse Pointe Park, MI. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Will

ABC

A 28 year-old sales manager from Miami, FL. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Kenny

ABC

A 35 year-old pro wrestler from Las Vegas, NV. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Anthony

ABC

A 26 year-old education software manager from Chicago. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, season 13, Josiah

ABC

A 28 year-old prosecuting attorney from Ft. Lauderdale, FL. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, season 13, Lee

ABC

A 30 year-old singer/songwriter and southern gentleman from Nashville, TN. 

Eliminated week 5

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Iggy

ABC

A 30 year-old consulting firm CEO from Chicago. His real name is Ignacio. 

Eliminated week 4

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Jonathan

ABC

A 31 year-old "tickle monster" from New Smyrna Beach, FL. (He's actually a doctor.) 

Eliminated week 4

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Jack

ABC

A 32 year-old attorney from Dallas, TX. 

Eliminated week 4

The Bachelorette, season 13, Brady

ABC

A 29 year-old male model from Miami, FL. 

Eliminated week 3

The Bachelorette, season 13, Bryce

ABC

A 30 year-old firefighter from Orlando, FL. 

Eliminated week 3

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Kenneth

ABC

A 31 year-old senior inventory analyst from Chicago, IL. His real name is Kenneth.

Eliminated week 3

The Bachelorette, season 13, Fred

ABC

A 27 year-old executive assistant from Dallas, TX who actually went to elementary school with Rachel. 

Eliminated week 3

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Blake E.

ABC

A 31 year-old aspiring drummer from Marina del Rey, CA. 

Eliminated week 2

The Bachelorette, season 13, Lucas

ABC

A 30 year-old "whaboom" (and most likely this season's villain) from Santa Monica, CA. 

As for what "whaboom" means, "It's a lifestyle, it's an essence, it's who he is," Chris Harrison said. 

Eliminated week 2

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Jamey

ABC

A 32 year-old sales account executive from Santa Monica, CA. 

Eliminated week 2

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Demario

ABC

A 30 year-old executive recruiter from Century City, CA. 

Told to GTFO in week 2

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Blake K.

ABC

A 29 year-old U.S. Marine veteran from San Francisco, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Grant

ABC

A 29 year-old emergency medicine physician from NYC. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, season 13, Jedidiah

ABC

A 35 year-old ER physician from Augusta, GA. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Kyle

ABC

A 26 year-old marketing consultant from Los Angeles, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, season 13, Michael

ABC

A 26 year-old former professional basketball player from Chicago, IL. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, Season 13, Milton

ABC

A 31 year-old hotel recreation supervisor from North Bay Village, FL. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, season 13, Mohit

ABC

A 26 year-old product manager from Pacifica, CA. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette, season 13, Robert

ABC

A 30 year-old law student from Houston, TX. 

Eliminated week 1

The Bachelorette premieres Monday, May 22 at 9 p.m. on ABC.

 

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