Amy Schumer's beauty regimen is as fuss-free as you'd expect.
"My regimen is I wake up, usually around 8:30, brush my teeth and splash water on my face. Then I put Kiehl's eye-something under my eyes, and I blot La Mer so it looks like sunblock. Then I put on deodorant if I remember, which today I did not," she jokes in InStyle's Beauty issue (available for digital download and on newsstands Apr. 14). "I use Secret. I tried the natural ones, but my body was just like, 'Stop all that. Just die early and don't smell like a foot.'"