It's safe to say there's officially a baby boom in The Hills.
"When two people love each other so much and the love becomes too great to fit inside both people, it spills over into a THIRD person," she wrote on her personal website. "This is how I am going to explain where babies come from to the little baby that is now growing inside my belly because Timmy and I are PREGNANT!"
They always say the rest is still unwritten, but here's what we picture the beloved MTV show to look like.
Then: When it's Friday night, it's time to hit the clubs and bars all over Los Angeles
Now: When it's Friday night, it's time for Postmates and bed before 9 p.m.
Then: Lauren and Whitney were freaking out over internships and surprise vacations
Now: Lauren and Whitney are freaking out over their baby's first words and getting them into the best school in town
Then: Co-stars were fighting with each other over boy drama, breaking girl code and lies
Now: Co-stars are fighting with their husbands over messy dishes, late-night feeding and WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH?
Then: Lauren didn't want to hear or gossip about her exes or enemies when she went out with friends
Now: Lauren doesn't want to hear babies crying or burping when she gets some alone time with her gal pals
Then: The cast may have some choice words when talking about the friends wreaking havoc on their personal lives
Now: Watch your language because you never know what your kid can hear. Let's not have the toddlers asking, "Mom, what does bitch mean?"
Then: The cast is envious when a cute boy stops by work to brings flowers
Now: The cast is envious when a husband stops by with extra diapers or a delicious snack
Then: The ladies were shedding tears over breakups with both boyfriends and friendships
Now: The ladies are crying tears of joy that they have the cutest, most loving babies in town
What do you say MTV? We're in if you're in.