In what can only be described as a desperate cry for help, actor David Hasselhoff has released a video for the song "Don't Hassel the Hoff."
"Though on the surface it may appear to be an innocuous piece of self-deprecating fun, there's a world of fear and paranoia lurking just beneath the surface," stated Hollywood psychologist Dr. Bandini Winters to Soup Blog reporters. "He claims to wish to be left alone, to be left at peace, devoid of the mind goblins and spiritual devils that he believes are creating what he glibly refers to as hassles."
Added Dr. Winters, slowly removing his glasses and glancing sadly at a blank spot on the wall, "but really, there are no hassles, David. No hassles at all..."