Mickey Mouse turned 88 today and somehow he doesn't look at day over 12. If anyone knows what face cream he's using, please tell us immediately. In honor of his birthday, we uncovered some very interesting mouse facts that perhaps even the biggest of fans know nothing about. We find out if he and Minnie are actually married (shocker!), why Walt Disney stopped voicing Mickey and what the mouse's first name originally was. If you're curious about his early cartoons, and everything in between, you'll want to read ahead. Find out when we first heard him talk, and discover why his cartoon shorts weren't a big hit with early audiences. At the very least, you'll have some epic conversation starters to bring to the Thanksgiving table.