Word broke right after Christmas that the handsome football star gave his Brazilian beauty a holiday proposal.
Fail! Family members soon claimed they'd heard no such thing.
Then, a few weeks later, the mostly reliable People mag reported that the pair was engaged in Los Angeles on Jan. 9, and a formal announcement was on its way.
"I wasn't even there, how can that be true?" the megamodel tells a Brazilian magazine earlier this week in São Paulo. "I don’t know how people are so creative."
Is your head spinning yet?