MTVWoof. Where do we even start? Nearly everyone who has ever had a roommate in life has experienced some sort of drama. Getting cyber-scolded by a roommate you've never met, however, is an ordeal on another level. Winnie, a UCLA freshman, received the email below after her soon-to-be roommate felt Winnie and, what looks like another roommate, ignored her previous messages. Let's read through it, shall we?
The message started off with some serious 'tude. "Okay so I'm not sure why neither of you responded to my emails, but I don't really care just as long as you both know this and understand that I'm not going to settle for anything less than what I'm gonna tell you that I'm gonna get once I arrive in the dorm." First of all, there are many reasons why people don't respond to emails. Maybe both roommates were busy enjoying the last days of summer, saying goodbye to friends and fam, or maybe, just maybe, too busy to deal with petty pants over here.
The roommate continues, "I DO NOT want the single bunk where it has a desk underneath the top bunk so don't try to leave me that. I'm also taking one of the white closets. There should be two white closets and I'm taking one of them. I don't care for which one it is, just know I'm taking one of them." You know they're serious because she typed some of that in all caps, okay? OKAY?
My roommate that I haven't even met... pic.twitter.com/OkJwUF8LGp
— Winnie (@miniwinnieee) September 1, 2016
In the end, the roommate from hell mildly attempts to tone it down, but then is all like LOL JK! "Sorry but not that sorry for the attitude. I don't like being ignored because that's just rude but that's what you both decided to do so I decided to make it clear now on the kind of person I am and what I will and will not take." I mean, I guess we can give this person points for knowing what they want, but that attitude is as tragic as dropping your new iPhone 7 outside of the Apple store. Can we also give a shout out to those grammar skills? Sorry but not that sorry.
Winnie noted in her Twitter comments that she was trying to switch her housing situation. Smart move! Sympathetic commenters posted words of encouragement like, "Ignore all her requests, have someone fart on her pillow lmao," and "Girl, I'd leave her with all the shit she didn't want gmfu." Best advice ever. We wish Winnie and her other roommate the best of luck with this terrifying person. Hopefully, they can work out their differences and/or potentially switch to a room on another planet.