Get ready for an all-new, all-worse Chad Johnson when Bachelor in Paradise returns tonight.
The Bachelorette's newest and most infamous villain adjusts to paradise like, according to The Fault in Our Stars, you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. According to him, it's a Chad like we've never seen before.
"You're gonna see Party Chad," he tells E! News' Carissa Culiner in the video above. "You're gonna see, like, level 15 out of 10 Party Chad."
"So this is bigger than anything we've seen on The [Bachelorette]?" asks Carissa.
"This is like everything amplified times a million," he confirms. "This is me saying things I shouldn't say, doing things I shouldn't do, and I will be learning about what happened along with everyone else."
Apparently, Chad gets a little bit too into the free drinks, which he cites as one of the main reasons for even going to Paradise.
"I don't normally drink like that," he says.
Oh boy.
Bachelor in Paradise, which is arguably the best and most insane branch of the franchise, kicks off tonight with the first group of Bachelor and Bachelorette cast-offs, including Chad, Lace (Ben's season), Jubilee (Ben's season), Jared (Kaitlyn's season), Carly (Chris' season), Vinny (JoJo's season), Grant (JoJo's season), Canadian Daniel (JoJo's season), Amanda (Ben's season), Evan (JoJo's season), Nick Viall (Andi and Kaitlyn's season), someone named Izzy, and a few other familiar faces.
It's all just nuts right out of the gate, so Chad times a million will fit in just fine.
Bachelor in Paradise premieres tonight at 8 p.m. on ABC.