YouTube: Nicole "Snooki" PolizziNicole Polizzi has come a long way since her days as Snooki on the Jersey Shore. We've all seen her incredible fitness journey and watched as she became a wife and mommy. Yung Mommy, we should say. You see, Snooks dropped a music video that just made the Internet a way better place today. It's called "Yung Mommy" and it's a hilarious take on the realities of adulting and motherhood. With lyrics like "Stretchmaarrrks," "Breastfeeding! Breastfeeding!" and "SAGGY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" it's the so-real jam of the century. Then again, was there ever a time when Snooki wasn't real with us? No. The answer is no.
"I used to be so wild; I was the life of the party. Now I'm all grown up so instead, they call me mommy," the song starts. Our favorite line? "All these dudes were hopeless but then I met Jionni." Awwwwwww. Her YouTube page notes, "Don't take it too seriously—it's just meant to be fun and funny, so I hope you enjoy it!" Enjoy is an understatement.
Nicole has an amazing way of making motherhood, and all of its craziness (note again the lyric about saggy nipples), look really freaking fun. Honestly, making a green screen music video with your kiddos looks like a much better time than drunk crying on the Shore. The only bummer about this video is that it doesn't even cross the two-minute mark. In other words, we want more singing Snooki, please!