This is one way to avoid any "he fooled around with a stripper" rumors from messing up a marriage.
With their wedding just days away, Fergie and Josh Duhamel decided to commemorate the countdown to consortium by combining their respective bachelor and bachelorette parties into one on Wednesday night, with the bride-to-be's Black Eyed Peas pal, will.i.am, in attendance.
While we don't know if drinks were sipped through penis straws or whether any donkeys were harmed in the making of this shindig at the Dakota Lounge in Santa Monica, bystanders do claim the "Clumsy" singer did get, shall we say, a bit clumsy afterward.
And later, upon arriving home at about 1 a.m., what had been a party became more of a shower, literally, when Fergie's future hubby decided to keep the rest of the evening private from the paps by way of a standard garden hose.
While the photogs may have been temporarily washed out, here's hoping the couple's future together never gets washed up.