• Twilight’s Robert Pattinson is whining about wearing Edward Cullen's golden contacts for the film’s sequel, New Moon. We, however, are celebrating: first Pattz item of 2009! Woo-hoo!
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson began 2009 just as they ended 2008: fighting.
• Michael Jackson doesn’t really understand camouflage, especially in a bookstore.
• P. Diddy is trying (without much luck thus far) to get into Club Inauguration.
• Most golf country clubs wouldn’t approve of Mark Wahlberg’s man-made water hazard.
• Dear Jamie Foxx: We love that you love your new single, but please keep your fingers away from the repeat button. Thanks. Love, Rise ‘n’ Shine
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