• Sorry Lil Wayne, but a little schadenfreude may be the perfect way to bid 2008 adieu. (BTW, this looks like it hurt—we hope you're OK.)
• Joaquin Phoenix, love that fancy hairclip! Where did you get it?
• John Mayer (sans girlfriend Jennifer Aniston) made sure to duck out of Pete Wentz's art show early to avoid his ex-GF, Jessica Simpson.
• Jeremy Piven may break tradition and take a bottle waitress he met at Britney Spears' birthday party to the Golden Globes instead of his mom.
• Why is superpregnant Jennifer Garner hanging out with a sex therapist?
• Oprah is making like Santa Claus for a ho-ho-Hotlanta school.
• Dear Diddy: It's totally cool of you to pick up the cab tab and make sure the folks in Times Square get home safely tonight. Happy New Year to you and all. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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