In keeping with today's cutting edge, pull-my-finger theme of humor, Alley Cat offers up this perfect companion ad to the Body Shaper's crotch-level punch line. Here we have Vince, basically some guy in an apron with a New York accent (when did speaking like a Bronx cabbie become attendant with culinary skills?) demonstrating the remarkable Slap Chop.
Among other things, he's cracked the existential riddle of pointless human existence—"stop having boring tuna, stop having a boring life"—but that's way too adult for us. The big payoff comes at 0:37. Totally.