Javier's Speech: Totally Translated!

Best Supporting Actor winner/incredibly handsome man/psycho killer Javier Bardem threw the Oscars crowd for a loop with his mostly Spanish acceptance speech. E! Online has decoded, and here's what he said:

Mama, this is for you, for your grandparents, for your parents, Rafael and Matilde, and for the comedians of Spain that have brought, like you, the dignity and the pride to our craft.

Also, Bardem said in English:

Thank you to the Coens to be crazy enough to think that I could do that, and put one of the most horrible haircuts on history over my head.