Awful Truth Live: Clooney Under Attack!

Good news: Maybe it'll be a pretty hairy show after all. There are some very famous folks backstage who are already wondering which was more awkward on the carpet, Travolta's hair or Clooney's date (whom he completely shined on). Money's on the latter, as people were screaming, "George, why'd you even bother?"

Yeah, dude, why did ya?

Also, already hearing Clooney is getting serious flak for his Hillary joke (he cracked that he was feeling overshadowed next to Daniel Day-Lewis, the Clinton to his Obama), and that he's being lambasted for it. Jeez, Mrs. C works fast!

—Filed by Ted Casablanca