Tonight's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills featured a heartbreaking goodbye, a return and lots of flowing dresses (dubbed moo moos by Lisa Vanderpump, sorry Moo Moo Vanderpump). Of course we're talking about Yolanda saying goodbye to her glorious fridge and lemon orchard, Brandi Glanville's visit to Yolanda Hadid's house and everything the women wore the first night in Dubai.
Yolanda's fridge really was glorious. Moment of silence for its departure from the show and however spent $19.495 million to have that beauty, you're lucky.
Anyway, before Yolanda said goodbye to her fridge and had Brandi over to inaccurately describe past events regarding Lisa Rinna, she was honored in New York. At the same event, Rich Girls star Ally Hillfiger also spoke! Remember Rich Girls? Never forget Rich Girls.
At the event, Kyle Richards got really emotional because she finally started to understand the whole deal with Lyme disease, something so many of the other ladies seemed to struggle with. "Being here tonight, listening to what these people are saying, I just feel bad about that," she said in a confessional.
"She gets it on a deeper level. When it hit her emotions…that's all I wanted, for them to understand," Yolanda said after confronting a teary Kyle Richards. Kyle of course is feeling guilty about all the talk regarding Yolanda's kids and their battle with Lyme disease and the gossip about Yolanda having Munchausen by Proxy Syndrome.
Meanwhile, back in Beverly Hills, the rest of the ladies packed for Dubai and prepared not to curse/show their shoulders. "There's no swearing, so we'll have nothing to say to each other," Eileen Davidson accurately said.
After their 20+ hour journey, Kyle, Elieen, Rinna, LVP, Erika Girardi and Kathryn Edwards changed into flowing moo moo dresses and mispronounced Middle Eastern delicacies. The conversation naturally turned to Yolanda and her sickness. Rinna spouted on about her opinions while Kyle looked on horrified and Erika defended Yo.
"I've never doubted that she's sick…Eileen and I have had quite a talk about it. I question sometimes, not her sickness, how she uses it, how she displays it and when she chooses to show up and when she doesn't," Rinna told the girls.
"I do think Yolanda uses her illness as a shield and as a pass and not held accountable for certain things. My business? No. My opinions? I've had strong, strong opinions about that," she later said in a confessional.
Erika wasn't having it. "Seems a little tiresome to always be so opinionated. It's on 10, like all the time," she said in a confessional.
While the ladies were eating hummus and looking at sharks in Dubai, Yolanda had Brandi over to sit on her bed. "She's not a fake, she doesn't manipulate thoughts before they come out," Yolanda said about the former RHOBH star Brandi.
During their chat, Yolanda told Brand thati Rinna had been going around telling people Yo has Munchausen. "I think that wig glue is effecting her brain," Brandi said. "I want to get one and be her for Halloween. No, I'm not lying, she wears wigs."
Rinna does not wear wigs.
"Dear Lisa Rinna, get a fucking life. Eat some food and stop talking about my friend. You have nothing else going on in your life. #straightjacket #realfriends #motherf--ker. Get some help," Brandi said in a confessional.
Some other things:
"No, of course it's always the time," Erika about taking photos of her.
If they got arrested in Dubai, the ladies picked their possible cellmates. The best answers:
"Lisa Rinna's so skinny she could probably squeeze through the bars and let us all out," LVP said.
"I think I'd rather Lisa Vanderpump as my cellmate. Maybe she could spin a web and capture the guards and get away," Erika said.
And then there's this: ERIKA MADE A LOOKBOOK FOR DUBAI. She also brought her hair and makeup dudes with her, on the down low. "We're going to one of the most glamorous cities in the world, I don't want to look like a hag. I'm bringing my glam squad along because that's just how I live. They go with me," she said. What a life.
How many denim jumpsuits does Eileen own?
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesdays, 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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