Bitch-Back! Angie Not to Blame?

Readers respond to Jennifer Lopez's marriage, Angie's home-wrecking status

Dear Ted:
Love your work, even though I don't understand a lot of your references. I think you are the fairest journalist out there. I've been reading in the N.Y/ papers that J.Lo and her hubby are either separated or having trouble. Anything true about it?
—Charlotte

Dear J.Lowdown:
Mrs. Marc Anthony is a lot quieter these days than when she was Bennifer. Expect a ton of denials and "no comments" for a while.

Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile James Marsden?
—Nikki, Miss.

Dear Marsden Mystery:
Sorry, James is gettin' up there, but he's nowhere near as obsessed over by the paps (and vice versa) as T2.

Dear Ted:
Why do people call Angelina Jolie a home wrecker? Will you please tell these idiots the only people that can wreck a home are the two involved in the marriage? And if one of these two people is weak and cannot resist temptation, then that person is in fact the one who wrecked the home, thus making them the home wrecker! So in this case, I'm guessing that would be Mr. Pitt, correct?
—bdalexander68

Dear Angelina:
Don't let yourself off the hook so easily.

Dear Ted:
You predicted many months ago and said something like, "Don't worry, Owen. Kate will be back." Now rumor has it they are back together. First, is that true? Second, congratulations for nailing it.
—Nora

Dear Bouncing Back:
The last thing Owen needs is Ms. Hudson coming back into this life. 'Cause she's bound to crawl right back out.

Dear Ted:
I can see one obvious problem with the idea that Nicole Kidman faked her pregnancy. If you look at pictures during the pregnancy, her forehead looks much more like it should for a woman of her age with pale skin. Of course, this may have been part of the scheme.
—Chrys

Dear Dear Bump Hunch:
Far too much thought has gone into this sitch, already, she's got a kid, happy new year, let's let her have her happiness, OK? Now about that damn bloodied paparazzo...

Dear Ted:
Who is the Disney queen? Excluding Miley Cyrus.
—superjonasbrosfanforeva

Dear Selena Gomez:
Sorry, sweetie, as The Soup would say, "It's Miley!"