The Prop 88s! The Jonas Bros. Stay Young Forever!

Want the Jonas Brothers to stay young and adorable forever? Vote!

Happy new year, babes, hope you've got some killer plans tonight to ring in '09. And what better way to welcome the new year than to make a few new laws, right? Pick your fave—or least fave—and get the damn thing passed! See ya next bitchy year!

Poll

The Prop 88s: Day 9

Which Prop Should Be Passed?

<b>Jeremy Piven</b> is no longer allowed to eat sushi&#8212;or act on Broadway with professional actors.

Jeremy Piven is no longer allowed to eat sushi—or act on Broadway with professional actors.

14.1%

<b>Ozzy Osbourne</b> must take a diction class.

Ozzy Osbourne must take a diction class.

11%

<b>Ashlee Simpson-Wentz</b> and <b>Pete Wentz</b>'s names are legally changed to <b>Bronx</b> and <b>Queens</b>. Let's see how <i>they</i> like it.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz's names are legally changed to Bronx and Queens. Let's see how they like it.

24.2%

The <b>Jonas Brothers</b> are not allowed to grow up and become d-bag adults.

The Jonas Brothers are not allowed to grow up and become d-bag adults.

13.5%

<b>Matthew McConaughey</b>'s missing flip-flop is returned to him, and he's forced to eat it. Sober.

Matthew McConaughey's missing flip-flop is returned to him, and he's forced to eat it. Sober.

5.3%

<b>Barack Obama</b> is forced to attend <b>Rick Warren</b>'s annual slaughtered-calf Easter barbecue for the rest of his life.

Barack Obama is forced to attend Rick Warren's annual slaughtered-calf Easter barbecue for the rest of his life.

8.2%

<b>Heather Locklear</b> must be on the <i>Melrose Place</i> remake. Like we're gonna watch for <b>Courtney Thorne Smith</b>?

Heather Locklear must be on the Melrose Place remake. Like we're gonna watch for Courtney Thorne Smith?

10.6%

<b>Lance Armstrong</b> isn't allowed to date anybody more famous than he is.

Lance Armstrong isn't allowed to date anybody more famous than he is.

13%

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