The Prop 88s! Nicole Kidman Must Finally Fess Up!

Nicole Kidman must finally fess up on bodyguardgate

It's day eight of our Prop 88s. Hope you're in a picky mood, folks, 'cause we've got eight crankyass choices for what needs to be enforced or eighty-sixed out of 2009. Forget Nicole Kidman's weird baby body—let's find out what she was hiding under all those bloody bodyguard attack headlines a while back! Grab some bandages and vote!

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The Prop 88s: Day 8

Which Prop Should Be Passed?

<b>Nicole Kidman</b> must finally say something&mdash;anything&mdash;about her bodyguard beating up that photographer.

Nicole Kidman must finally say something—anything—about her bodyguard beating up that photographer.

7.1%

<b>Amy Winehouse</b> must release her comeback album. If <b>Britney</b> can do it, there's hope for ya, Ames.

Amy Winehouse must release her comeback album. If Britney can do it, there's hope for ya, Ames.

8%

The <b>Beckhams</b> are forced to move back to England. For good.

The Beckhams are forced to move back to England. For good.

22%

The <b>Jake Gyllenhaal</b> and <b>Reese Witherspoon</b> wedding is required to take place or the two have to call it quits.

The Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon wedding is required to take place or the two have to call it quits.

17%

<b>Obama</b> has to get us out of Iraq, stat. Sooner than later, Barack.

Obama has to get us out of Iraq, stat. Sooner than later, Barack.

30.3%

<b>Jared Leto</b> must give up his emo band and concentrate on what he's actually good at&mdash;acting. And shave.

Jared Leto must give up his emo band and concentrate on what he's actually good at—acting. And shave.

6.4%

<b>Heidi Klum</b> and <b>Seal</b> have to have more kids. Heid's the funnest pregnant gal around.

Heidi Klum and Seal have to have more kids. Heid's the funnest pregnant gal around.

6.4%

<b>Megan Fox</b> must join Disney's <i>The Wizards of Waverly Place</i> to boost its demographic with 18-26-year-old boys.

Megan Fox must join Disney's The Wizards of Waverly Place to boost its demographic with 18-26-year-old boys.

2.7%

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