Dear Ted:
I was wondering if you had heard anything about Robert Pattinson and his costar Nikki Reed dating. That's the current rumor going around about him (it seems that whenever he's seen with anyone he is automatically dating them according to his "fans").
—Sam
Dear Pining for Patts:
The way Nikki cooed over Rob at the big premiere, not to mention every single Twilight function (both unofficial and not), something naughty's up, for sure. And jeez, there's been rumors of R.P. and just about every guy and gal in the Twilight cast. Next he'll be sleeping with author Stephanie Meyer.
Dear Ted:
I look forward to your column regularly as a respite from the daily grind! You tell it as it is! Are Robert Pattinson's boozing activities due to unrequited love from Twilight costar Kristen Stewart? Or is he simply enjoying his star status a bit much?
—jojo
Dear To the 80-Proof Hilt:
Robbie has far too many options to be upset, plus Kristen just doesn't seem like his type. Or is that 'cause I don't want it to be? I simply think he likes to get his drink on—who doesn't at 22?
Dear Ted:
I understand Obama wanting to reach across, but this, in my opinion, is overreaching. The gay community was insulted enough with the Prop 8 mess, now this. They were also out there along with the rest of us campaigning, volunteering and contributing money to get Obama elected! This is what I don't like about politics, while the powers that be reach out, there's always some group being left out. This should be a time when all progressives celebrate and feel included.
—Pamela, NYC
Dear Not So Fast:
Turns out Obama's not nearly as progressive as we first thought.
Dear Ted:
Do publicists leak information about their clients just to keep their names in the public eye?
—dnnro
Dear Naive:
Do men lie to get their partners into bed?
Dear Ted:
Is Fake à la Ferocity Jennifer Connolly?
—Cherry
Dear Funny Fake:
Not even close. Jenny's biggest problem is she's not in enough movies. Not heroin. Think less superficially tragic.
Dear Ted:
I think Jerry Brown deserves some commendation for his filing against the legality of Prop 8.
—Lisa
Dear Brown Babe:
I think you took care of that quite nicely, hon.
Dear Ted:
I'm a huge fan (or should I say addict) of your column. Thanks for always providing the best inside gossip! I have a question about Fake à la Ferocity. Is it possible that her multiple methadone prescriptions aren't really for her, but maybe for friends?
—Elizabeth
Dear Ryan O'Neal:
That one sounds about as likely as the fact that you were keeping your son's drugs for him.
Dear Ted:
So everyone, including you, seems to be telling us Jennifer Aniston's being desperate these days. If you had a half hour alone with her to advise her on how she should be managing things these days, career and love life, what would you tell her?
—Alexandra
Dear Aniston Advice:
I'd tell her to stop signing up for insipid romantic comedies and go back to TV where she can reign as queen. And if she absolutely refuses to put some clothes on, get naked on Showtime, not GQ. I'd also advise her to bite the bullet and meet Angelina, already. Everyone's waiting for it, just give it to them and get on with your life.
Dear Ted:
Seriously, who's hotter than Brad? I love Brad and dream of meeting someone like him. I think Angie's got the best man on planet! Please give Brad and Angie a break. You're too harsh on her. I'm her biggest fan, and I feel like she's my friend.
—anonymous
Dear Angelina's My New BFF:
You're not her friend. She doesn't have friends. Only babies. Brad included.
Dear Ted:
Is it true that Kristen Stewart and Nikki Reed are really together? And that Michael Angarano is used as a cover? I've seen the pics, videos and interviews, and I think it's so obvious that Kristen and Nikki have something going on. They look great together.
—sanityartifact
Dear Twilight Twosome:
Lesbianism—the new Ugg boots of celebrity style. And no, Kristen and Nikki have made no announcements or veiled blogging revelations. Lohan and Ronson they're not.
Dear Ted:
I'm so sick of so-called celebrities being treated for "exhaustion." What's the real deal? I'm assuming it's drug related. Or maybe mental illness. Please enlighten me with your infinite wisdom.
—Connie
Dear Too Harsh:
Celebs do suffer from exhaustion...when they've been out all night partying. It's become the equivalent of "my dog ate my homework" in H'wood. The next excuse du jour: mercury poisoning.
Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile Jason Statham? Is he a Brit, Aussie or American?
—The Atlantan
Dear Wrong Accent:
Nope, our Tooth is as American as backward, arch-conservative, intolerant political campaigns. Also, far better hair has Toothy, though, in certain respects, Jason is outwardly more doable.
Dear Ted:
Were Brenda Song and Joe Jonas a couple?
—babyonemoretimespears
Dear Puppy Love:
You should direct your query to the E! Online's fab Answer B!tch, she seems to have incorporated all the Brenda Song Q's. In fact, she's made a bitchy art of it!