Full House Nights Is The Procedural You Never Knew You Needed—Thank You Late Show With Stephen Colbert

John Stamos, Bob Saget and Dave Coulier are your new gritty police detectives

By Chris Harnick Mar 03, 2016 2:09 PMTags
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Fuller House isn't the only new version of Full House coming, according to The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. In a new sketch from Stephen Colbert's CBS late-night series, Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier star in Full House Nights.

The three roomies are now gritty detectives who have seen a thing or two. "It's a more updated, gritty reboot of Full House," Saget said.

The basic premise, according to Stamos, is the Full House daddies hit the streets of San Francisco after the Tanner girls go to sleep and then they solve crimes. Can you imagine? Colbert even gave viewers a gritty intro and theme song reimagining. Eat your heart out Carly Rae Jepsen! And of course they poked fun at the lack of Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. How could they not?

If you've ever dreamt about a Full House procedural, 1. What's wrong with you? 2. This is for you.

Bless you Stephen Colbert for this and for putting Coulier in that obnoxiously loud shirt. And thank you Stamos for not being able to keep a straight face. This is gold.

Fuller House is streaming now on Netflix. Season two was just announced. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert airs weeknights, 11:35 p.m. on CBS.