Steve Granitz/Getty Images, Lisa O'Connor/ZumaPress.comDear Ted:
Is Angelina Jolie paying E! Online and TMZ for their positive coverage of her, and their negative coverage of Jennifer Aniston? You are the only person on this site that equally bashes both actresses. Everyone else is anti-Jennifer. E! Online, TMZ, Perez Hilton, etc. all bash Jennifer Aniston and praise Angelina whenever they get the chance. Why? Since when did it become cool to side with the homewrecker?
—Najames
Dear Two-Face:
Cause they all remember badass Angie, even if they pretend not to. They're probably scared.
Dear Ted:
I normally love you to pieces and read your column every day. I do have issue with you being so harsh regarding Jennifer Aniston's fans. I'm not a fan of either of the three, Angie, Brad or Jennifer. I think all three are overrated. I do think that it is over the top to put J.A.'s fans down. I'm sure they are hard-working people who find joy and escapism in her work.
—Disappointed
Dear Faniston:
Understand where you're coming from dear, but truly, you must see the irony in it all.
Dear Ted:
Has Jennifer Aniston ever been the subject of a Blind Vice? I am so sick of her Goody Two-shoes act. Always the victim, it is getting old!
—Lauren
Dear Good Girl:
Actually, no, not interesting enough!
Dear Ted:
Please tell Pete Wentz to take off those ridiculous red glasses, he looks like bozo the clown. I am so embarrassed for him and his family.
—Margotvaldes
Dear Too Much Eyewear:
How 'bout him shutting the ef up, first?
Dear Ted:
Read Page Six on NY Post today—has this info, do you think its true? I certainly do. A few months ago, during a brief split between the duo, Aniston's camp was shopping for potential dates. "She didn't want to face the glare of being unattached while Brad Pitt toted Angelina Jolie around" on the promotional rounds for his release of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
—Jwilliams
Dear Camp Angie:
More importantly, why do you care?
Dear Ted:
I like to think that Angelina has grown up since her crazy youth and found herself, what with the charity and family stuff. Yet you bash her as a manipulative press whore. Seriously—isn't it possible that she has changed, or do you know something that we don't?
—Leanne
Dear Fresh Start:
I think she wants to change. How about that as an answer?
Dear Ted:
How about Obama picking vocal Prop 8 supporter Rick Warren to give the invocation at the inauguration? I think it stinks!
—Lah
Dear Hillary:
It more than stinks, but I'm not allowed to type the words I'm thinking here. Check out the Prop 88s today to see how I feel, though, babe!
Dear Ted:
I can't seem to understand this, Are Bridget and Hef still together? Or is she just living in the Mansion? She's like the forgotten Girlfriend but kind of is my favorite. So what's up with her whole situation?
—Shayzaflorez
Dear Playgirl:
I hear he's still shopping around for another GF, if you're really that interested.
Dear Ted:
I'm new to your site, and all I have to say is wow! I can't believe I was in the dark about Toothy Tile. Have you ever admitted his identity to people in public? Also, is T.T. white? You'd throw us all in a loop if he weren't.
—Dane
Dear Welcomed Newcomer:
Sorry to disappoint, but yes, he's a whitey.
Dear Ted:
Did you see Jennifer Connelly on David Letterman the other day? She makes Mary-Kate Olsen look like a porker. What's her story? I refuse to believe it is her "natural" metabolism.
—TS
Dear Duh:
No chance that's natural. Quite sad, 'cause she's a talented gal. Hope someone gets her help ASAP.
Dear Ted:
Everyone seems to be waiting for the other shoe to drop with Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, meaning that it's a given they will split up. But I am thinking that I would put my money on Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban to end before the former. Bad bet?
—Tara Hills, Iowa
Dear Close on Both:
If you're putting a wager on it, I'd actually go with your first guess. Kidman and Urban are kinda forced to make it last longer than it naturally would.