The Prop 88s! Nicole Kidman Should Write a Tell-All!

Why doesn’t Tom’s ex, Nicole, spill the dirt?

By Ted Casablanca Dec 19, 2008 8:30 PMTags
Nicole KidmanSipa via AP Images

Here's day two's batch of our Prop 88s—a hundred minus a dozen choices for whose rights should be taken away next. The gays have paid their dues and then some, time for someone else to have their rights revoked. Ain't living in a democracy grand? Vote if you agree!

Poll

The Prop 88s: Day 2

Which Prop Should be Passed?
Tori Spelling isn't allowed to write any more books. Not until Shannen Doherty tells her side of the story.
5.7%
No more Tom Cruise tell-alls unless someone knows something worth telling. Nicole Kidman, are you ready to spill yet?
24.8%
No more asking any random actor who starred in a movie with Heath Ledger about Heath Ledger. Sorry, Michelle Williams, doesn't apply to you, you'll forever be linked to your ex.
6.3%
Kate Hudson has to remain celibate for the entire year. Her son Ryder probably thinks he has 27 uncles by now.
12.3%
A limit of one new baby per year for Angelina Jolie. And she's not allowed to pose for any photo spreads with the kid.
29.6%
Lindsay must wear actual pants, not leggings—she also needs a new job, but baby steps.
9%
Barack Obama isn't permitted to associate with any more anti-gay proselytizers, at least until Secretary of State Clinton beats him in 2012.
8%
Jessica Alba is forced to smile. We won't, however, force her to star in anymore movies.
4.2%