Time for our annual end-of-the year awards, everybody! Surely, one of the worst things introduced to the world in 2008—besides Heidi Montag's singing voice—was the shameful and hideous Prop 8, which forced gay California residents to go back to Rosa Parks' time and have their civil liberties curtailed by making gay marriage illegal.
So we decided that in 2009, if ya can't beat 'em, join 'em! We're taking over and deciding who is no longer allowed to do what, don't you just love it? We feel like born-again Mormons, it's so empowering! (Who cares if it's wrong, it's just too de-lish to resist!) Each day, for the next 11 working days, we'll provide eight different celebrity propositions and when we get through all 88, the prop with the most votes becomes effective immediately. No need to register—just do your civic duty and vote!