Rule #19 of the Internet: if you ask the masses to guess what something means, you will bring out the immaturity in every single person with an Internet connection.
So we sincerely hope Kanye West read the Internet Rule Book before posting his new album title on Twitter and asking his followers to guess what it means.
Kanye's has been working hard on his highly-anticipated seventh solo album, which until Monday night had been titled WAVES. But suddenly, 'Ye changed his mind. And now the record will be called T.L.O.P. While we can't help but just call it "TLOP" (rhymes with "plop"), Kanye wants his fans to guess what those letters stand for. And if you guess right, you even get a pretty badass prize.
That's the new album anybody who can figure out the title gets tickets to Season 3 and free Yeezys? KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 9, 2016
"[T.L.O.P. is] the new album anybody who can figure out the title gets tickets to Season 3 and free Yeezys," he tweeted. Naturally, his followers got to work decoding the mysterious album title, though when you look at some of the guesses, not many people were talking it seriously.
T.L.O.P.? ethan (@EHekker) February 9, 2016
T - I
L - Am
O - Your
P - O.G. (and I will be respected as such)
if T.L.O.P doesnt stand for "the little otter pop" i will not buy the album? hunter (@_hushedwhispers) February 9, 2016
Even Pizza Hut tried to get in on the guessing game. And to be fair, it's a damn good answer because who doesn't love pizza with all their heart and soul?
What's that, you say? You want us to guess what T.L.O.P. stands for? OK, we'll take a couple shots at it:
The Longest Old Pickle
Taylor Lautner on Pumpernickel
Text Longitude on Principle
Totally Love Outrageous Pencils
The Last of Pringles
Thanks, Look Out Precious!
This Lion Owes Pennies
Time Loves Old People
Nailed it. Give us those tickets, Kanye, because we know one of our guesses is totally right.