"Oh my god, we're going to look like morons."
With that, the first episode of The People v. O.J. Simpson drove off into the sunset in a white bronco, officially making Tuesday nights at 10 p.m. must-see TV for the next 10 weeks as the story of the infamous O.J. Simpson trial unfolds in front of us once again.
We're only one episode into the miniseries, and we can already tell this is going to be one wild ride, full of bits of history, bits of fiction, and some unexpected dialogue. We've already got David Schwimmer begging Cuba Gooding Jr. not to kill himself in Kim Kardashian's childhood bedroom, and Courtney B. Vance lamenting the fact that Michael Jackson was afraid of the color lime, all while Connie Britton mourns the friend who kept her out of rehab.
It's safe to say that the whole season will be filled with equally surreal and wonderful quotes, so we'll be collecting them all in this gallery. Click through now for the best quotes from the pilot, and be sure to check back each week as we update after each episode!
The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story airs Tuesdays at 10 p.m. on FX.