Last night, Tom Cruise took over Top Ten duties on the Late Show with David Letterman. The topic? Top Ten Craziest Things People Say About Tom Cruise on the Internet.
Ah, that's a dangerous one. As expected, Tom was spared the most seriously crazy things we come across almost daily in uncharted celebrity gossip Internetland, leaving No. 4 on the countdown as our favorite: "I believe all emotional and psychological disorders can be cured with Vicks VapoRub."
Got another favorite you'd like to nominate? Comment away!