Mark Sullivan/Getty ImagesPlayboy kingpin Hugh Hefner's penchant for wearing a yachting cap—long acknowledged as one of the most ridiculous in the family of headgear—has engendered outcry from the boating community.
"I don't get it," stated veteran yachtsman Burl Mathers, 52, of Marina del Rey, Calif. "The only people who look good in yachting caps are small children and the Skipper on Gilligan's Island. Yet, not only does Hefner wear one, he gets tons of babes!" Mathers, who spoke to Soup Blog reporters while sitting on his yacht, The Sea Hag, and sipping a Ramos gin fizz, expressed disillusionment. "I don't even think he has a boat."