• Check out Robert Downey Jr. taking Sherlock Holmes to the next level, because he's cool like that.
• Let it be known: Nicole Richie is not working on an album with Rihanna, so there is still some sense of order to the world.
• Oh no! They've got Debra Messing now, too. Is anyone safe?
• Just so everyone is aware, this is Michael Jackson's new disguise.
• The Internet knows exactly what to do when the president gets a pair of shoes thrown at him. GIF Reeeemix!
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