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It's safe to say that One Direction fans need to step away from social media for a bit. Not because they're fighting with anyone (not yet, anyway), but because of all the rumors and reports regarding the name given to Louis Tomlinson and Briana Jungwirth's newborn baby boy.
Sydney Rain? Conchobar (pronounced "Connor")? Jacob? Wilson Oliver? We still haven't gotten official confirmation on which name Louis and Briana chose for the heir to the One Direction throne (that's how this works, right?), but we can definitely confirm that 1D fans could do without any of those names. They have lots of feelings and questions about Sydney Rain, specifically.
But mostly, Directioners just want the rumors to stop flying around, because they seem to be getting more ridiculous as the hours tick by. It's weighing on their hearts, you guys. Can't 1D fans get a break from the madness?!
And also, Louis didn't really name his baby after an Australian weather pattern, did he? Oh, well. At least it's original!
The Boys talking about Conchobar pic.twitter.com/HI9DYtl5rX— #Historyto28M (@weareallthelove) January 25, 2016
I THOUGHT SYDNEY RAIN WAS LIKE RAIN IN AUSTRALIA I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER— ♡ (@keepherwarm) January 24, 2016
why is louis' son called Sydney Rain instead of Showers That Are British, they literally had one job— julia exams (@planetsnjh) January 24, 2016
The entire world right now with Conchobar Tomlinson pic.twitter.com/XLOsrkWRLs— ℒouis (@Tomlinfer_x) January 25, 2016
Louis: "my baby's pretty amazing" "what's his name" Louis: "Conchobar" pic.twitter.com/2We3ySpclM— ` aly loves louis ` (@louehslaysx_) January 25, 2016
unseen picture of louis baby boy sydney rain pic.twitter.com/Brwtn2giuH— jana✨ (@austraiiash) January 24, 2016
"CONCHOBAR GET IN THE FOOKIN CONCHOCAR" pic.twitter.com/p2F3mtxXST— emmy (@leedsfestiival) January 25, 2016
sydney rain or chonchobar either way that kid is screwed for life— liah (@aimhouis) January 25, 2016
Louis, when he found he was gonna call his child Sydney rain pic.twitter.com/mu8Bi8JNQf— Wilson Oliver (@sydneyraiin) January 24, 2016
"jacob tomlinson" "oli jr tomlinson" "sydney rain tomlinson" "conchobar tomlinson" "wilson oliver tomlinson" pic.twitter.com/LQ7Q21RTCE— mia (@littlewt91) January 25, 2016
"Louis named his baby boy 'Sydney Rain'" pic.twitter.com/pn8JSLapSW— Santa Claus (@1DAFSanta) January 24, 2016
"Sydney Rain" Watch the fandom start to name their kids things like "Canada Snow" and "California Sun"— kimana⚡️ (@starlightxniall) January 24, 2016
Baby: w- Louis: what? Baby: wh- Louis: what? Baby: WHAT THE HELL IS A CONCHOBAR— Richelle (@snowlessnarry) January 25, 2016
Doctor: "What would you like to name your baby?" Louis: "um..." *Louis pulls out weather app" Louis: "S...Sydney Rain"— 1D Updates (@OTRADaily) January 25, 2016
yesterday: sydney rain tomlinson today:choncobar tomlinson tomorrow: esteban juIio ricardo montoya del rosa ramirez pic.twitter.com/peuiYbE9zY— no conchtrol (@NoControlProjec) January 25, 2016
Louis is father Sydney Rain Jacob Tomlinson Lantis Tomlinson Harold Bday in a week History MV Zayn solo single ME: pic.twitter.com/SmQdNhOfjc— Harry Styles. (@MyHaroldWorld) January 24, 2016
louis tomlinson named his newborn Sydney Rain- pic.twitter.com/OmRPwKbUnv— lou (@larry_me_harry) January 24, 2016
" They named him Sydney Rain " " Sydney Rain Tomlinson " " Sydney Rain Jungwirth " *FANDOM RN*: pic.twitter.com/08RQ7qCJUh— Is my birthday. (@LiamsMyFlawless) January 24, 2016
Doctor: "What's the baby's name?" Louis:*not paying attention, mumbles*"I want a chocolate bar" Doctor:"CONCHOBAR IT IS"— Larry (@LarrysBullets) January 25, 2016
new pics of Sydney Rain. Stay woke 👀 pic.twitter.com/PffTim6d1N— ️️livia (@harriedefense) January 24, 2016
Regardless of the name, congratulations are in order for the new parents! May Sydney Rain or London Drizzle or Los Angeles Smog or New York Blizzard or whatever he'll be called grow up to start another boy band that takes over the world. With a name like Sydney Rain, you kind of have to start a band, right?