• John Mayer wants us to step up our blog game, Don Rickles-style. Also, we weren't the biggest fans of Jen getting naked on GQ, to which he says, "go make bagels!"
• In a rather sedate interview on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, this was the only moment of patented Tom Cruise nuttiness.
• Selena Gomez is talking about her purity ring.
• Kanye would undoubtedly be the worst intern ever, but dude, go for it and make it into a reality show. We'd totally watch that.
• Would Zefron and V really let a fan take their picture in the sex-toy aisle?
• Remember when Paris was almost dressing like a normal person just a short time ago? Yeah, we kinda miss that. She's gone back to her preprison ways.