UNIVERSAL PICTURESIn a move that has sent shock waves through the adult film industry, Entertainment Weekly has declared Out Of Sight, the 1998 film starring George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez, the sexiest film of all time.
"This is unbelievable," stated stunned veteran porn star David Weiner, who performs under the name David Wiener. "Are you seriously trying to tell me that Out of Sight is hotter than Buttslammers 4? What about New Wave Hookers, or Innocent Until Proven Filthy, or The Loin King, for God's sake? I mean, Out of Sight isn't even hardcore. How can they call it sexy?"
When asked about the poll's No. 2 selection, the 1940 film His Girl Friday, Weiner, who admitted he had not yet seen the classic, expressed relief: "Well, I guess that makes more sense. That's a MILF thing, right?"