Alright, y'all. There are two very special castles throwing Valentine's Day dinners this year. Some may say comparing these two is like comparing apples to oranges, but we think they're both Beyonce's. As you know by now, both White Castle and Hogwarts (yes, that Hogwarts), are throwing a Valentine's Day dinner for you and your honey-bun. If you're anything like us, deciding between the two is nearly impossible. The real question is, why didn't the two castles collab so we could eat Sliders while sipping Butterbeer? Whatevs, we'll campaign for that next year. Moving forward, we compared the menus and experiences of both places so we can all decide which place is best for our refined tastes. Hopefully, you can make your choice before both venues sell out. Even if you are too late, don't have a White Castle in your area, or can't afford a flight to Hogwarts in England, you still have to see the crazy shiz these joints are rolling out for that special day. Couldn't hurt to plan ahead for next year?