Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet

Entertainment Weekly

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio have his & hers Golden Globe nominations for Revolutionary Road, an adorable Entertainment Weekly cover and a relationship where Kate calls him "that little f---ker" and says, "I've literally turned into a combination of mother, sister, and, I don't know what, wife!"

To go along with the GQ cover where she's perched like a naked bunny rabbit, Jennifer Aniston also has this inside photo of her draped across a couple male models, which is even more desperate.

While the Brangelina vs. Aniston cover wars wage on, Maddox is back at the fortress Googling "weapons"—so Jen better put her clothes back and prepare for battle.

Watching Britney try to sing Christmas carols is cringey.

No celebrity magazines want to buy pictures of Ashlee and Pete's baby Bronx. Um, we'll take them. We can hook the couple up with a signed head shot of Ryan Seacrest or something in exchange.

It wouldn't be Christmas without a Speidi photo op now, would it?

See more 2009 Golden Globes nominees in our special gallery!

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