One can only imagine John McCain's unbridled jealousy that he doesn't get a plate emblazoned with his grinning mug, but them's the breaks when you lose the race for president. And while you're imagining, ponder the chance to "own a piece of history," just like the thrilled Obama Historic Victory™ commemorative plate owners pictured above.
It's the perfect addition to your Gerald Ford garlic crusher and Bill Clinton dual-carb bong, and can be used for looking at with the whole family or gazing toward while writing a suicide note, as this ad so aptly demonstrates. This keepsake plate from the American Historic Society is no less than "a priceless work of art" (actually it's $19.99), but still. Your move, Franklin Mint.