marcjacobs.comWow, people must really be thinking everything in H'wood is one big fake play for the cameras. Half of you thought Victoria Beckham returned BFF Katie Holmes' Swarovski crystal horn of plenty—like such a preposterous thing actually would exist (on second thought, surprised it doesn't). The sparkling T-day centerpiece, we mean, not their friendship. Or do we? Either way, only 32 percent of ya were brighter than a gossip columnist, choosing the correct answer: Jennifer Hudson and fam hightailing out of Trump's Chicago hotel ages ago. Way to go, Pointdexters.
Also, as long as we're revealing pissy poll results, and since we're through with who's smartest, who got voted in as the dumbest person on television right now?
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, duh! Hey, don't blame us and call us anticonservatives—we just gave you options, and 31.1 percent of you picked E.H. as your brainless boob-tube queen. "Everybody who watches The Hills" came in second place at 27.7 percent, while the cast of The Hills came in third. Gotta agree with you there—Heidi, Spencer and Lauren all get paid for their involvement with the show, while their audience is strictly volunteer work. Great job, everybody!