YouTubeWe have a lot of emotions to work through in therapy this week thanks to Psy's new music video. Rightfully so as this is the same guy who dropped "Gangnam Style." The title of his new track is called, "Daddy," letting us know we're all in for some kind of creeptastic treat. Furthermore, any video that opens with a grown man's head superimposed onto an infant's body should be a gentle reminder you may or may not be able to make it through the rest of the song. If you'd like to test your emotional strength, press play on "Daddy" below and see how far you can watch.
Now that you've witnessed its ghastly glory, how are you feeling? Will you make it through the rest of your day? Do you need a hug and a bucket of Nachos BellGrande to soothe your scarred soul? To be quite frank, we're so baffled by the images we just watched that we cannot conclude how we feel right now. Christina Aguilera put it best when she crooned, "My body's saying let's go, but my heart is saying no." In other words, while we're down to dance to this in the shower, we're okay with never watching this video again. We've compiled a list of reasons to explain why. Behold the 13 times Psy's "Daddy" made us question our sanity.
1. When we needed an oxygen mask and stress-reducing bubble bath after being shaken by the face of baby Psy. More like baby BYE.
2. When we realized toddler Psy wasn't any less disturbing.
3. When this aggressive NOPE brought tears to our eyes.
4. When we tried to find this bodysuit on Net-a-Porter during our lunch break.
5. When geriatric Psy resembled our dad. You go, Glen Coco.
6. When we realized this scene was an accurate depiction of what we look like reheating Thanksgiving leftovers.
7. See above realization.
8. When we lost track of the plot line and began to question if there was ever a plot line in the first place.
9. When we tried to uncover the spiritual significance of Psy's battle with a wooden coat rack.
10. When we were confronted with the fact that we were still watching this video.
11. When we realized this was an accurate portrayal of our face at the gym
12. When we casually put that hat on our Amazon holiday wish list.
13. When we had to go because we literally couldn't even. We said it.
What parts made you question your purpose on this earth? Tell us in the comments!