8 Tragic Things That Happen To Your Social Life When You Don't Have the E! App

10 out of 10 doctors recommend our app to cure FOMO

By Dominique Haikel Nov 26, 2015 12:08 AMTags
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Praise be to One Direction, the new and improved E! app is here to quench your shameless thirst for celebrity dish.

No more thumbing through outdated gossip mags at the nail salon. Spare your gel job a smudge or 10 and tap our app instead. For Drake's sake, you have self-respect, dignity, and a real life to tend to. Let us wade through the glittering waters of celebrity culture for you.

When you're ready to take a break from reality, all you have to do is show up and swipe. Drift off to a land where hard-bodied creatures like Zac Efron roam freely alongside Miley Cyrus' many decorative pasties. Imagine an oasis filled with the latest TV, movie, baby, breakup and every other kind of news you want at your fingertips. 

Is all that festive family time driving you nuts yet? We're here for you when you need to take a break. Whether you want to see Adele's latest performance, Beyoncé's newest bodysuit, or that funny thing Jennifer Lawrence did on the red carpet, we've got something for everyone. Still not convinced our app is right for you? Before you make any rash decisions, take a gander at what your life will look like if you don't download ASAP.

Don't say we didn't warn you. 

1. You're going to be way behind in celeb news. If you're anything like us, you've accidentally been scrolling on the throne for 20 minutes and you're deep into our news feed. Keep swiping because you don't have to worry about missing new content. A handy little window will pop up and alert you to any freshly posted dish. We're talking exclusive stories, breaking news and so much more. Get ready to be a flippin' pop culture genius. Want to be even more in-the-know? Believe it or not, it's possible. Enable your phone to get our push notifications any time a breaking news story makes headlines. Did Selena Gomez smudge her pedicure while shopping for sensible shelving at IKEA? Nah, but you'll be the first to know if she does. 

2. You'll miss out on the latest pic of Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik. A true travesty, but it won't happen if you've got our app. Folks, we've got galleries upon galleries of pics from the Fashion Police, awards shows and more in our Photos section. Want to copy Gwen Stefani's mod looks from The Voice? Hunting down a holiday bra from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? Just trying to see Ryan Gosling without his shirt? Whatever your needs, we've got the snaps to satisfy. Think about it, would you rather be scrolling through an app filled with shirtless selfies of Channing Tatum, or accidentally swiping past your newly single dad on Tinder? 

3. You won't know who rolls in Adele's A-list squad. At one point or another during the holidays, you're going to get pretty burnt out on carbs and family. Why not zone out to the latest clips from our app's E! Shows section? Of course, all that time away from the TV and around the dinner table is fab and dandy, but FOMO will strike as soon as granny starts hitting the (cranberry) sauce too hard. Our app is here for you, doll. Missed an episode of E! News while carving the holiday ham? We've got highlights so you won't be out of the loop. Our vids can be sorted by "latest" and "most popular" too so you'll be the first to know when Taylor Swift stubs her toe or Beyonce breathes air. It's the little things. 

4. You'll be clueless about the Hey Arnold! reboot. You also might not know if Brooks Ayers really drank eye-drops to fake his chemo symptoms, or who the heck won Dancing With the Stars. Can you live with that? You deserve better, and you know it. Tap "TV Scoop" and read up on exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes peeks and everything in between. In just a few clicks, you'll know everything from what Lady Gaga wore on American Horror Story, to which superhero show you should be watching. We've got the best TV team on the block bringing you up-to-the-minute info right to the app. What a time to be alive.

5. You'll show up to your holiday party in last season's dress. Avoid social suicide by following our app's Style section. Here at E! few things are more important than what a celebrity wears, and we've got the snaps to prove it. We've got an epic team of fashion mavens working behind the scenes to deliver gift guides, shopping tips, and body-positive beauty trends so you can access it all on-the-go. As if that wasn't enough content to choose from, you can browse videos, street style, even diet, home and fitness tips. Happy app-ing, y'all. 

6. You will experience unbearable FOMO if you miss our shows. Whether it's Botched, Dash Dolls or The Royals, we know how it feels to miss an episode. Avoid the agony and subsequent cost of therapy that comes with falling behind. We get that you have a busy life away from the television screen, which is why we make staying in-the-know so easy. The app's E! Shows section is a compilation of the best news, clips and highlights straight from the show. "Keep up" with the you-know-who's, catch a clip of Christina Milian Turned Up or feast on some Fashion Police. Whatever your guilty pleasure, it's at your fingertips. 

7. You won't know what Anthony Bourdain said about Guy Fieri on the red carpet. Tragic. Luckily, our app has an entire section dedicated to red-carpet coverage. Let's be real, people only watch award shows to creep the carpet anyway. Why sit through an entire evening of yawn-worthy speeches when you can see the highlights right from your phone? Or do both at the same time! Sort through the best of the Emmys, Met Gala, Oscars, Grammys, SAG Awards and Golden Globes. When you're done cooing over can't-miss baby bumps, we've got 8 zillion other red carpet moments to swipe through as well. Exclusives, videos, premieres and interviews are just the tip of the iceberg. 

8. You'll be a snooze on social media. It doesn't have to go down like that, though. Flaunt how ahead of the trends you are by posting the latest news to your favorite social sites. On top of it all, we've got faster loading speeds so stories and vids will appear in a flash. Give us a go, darlings, and download now on Android or iPhone. We see a spot next to your Taco Bell app with our name on it.

 

You could be watching this, and like, a million other style vids on our app right now. Just sayin'.