If Paris Hilton's bar behavior this week says anything, it's that babe has more than moved on from her Madden man—like that's news, or anything. But let's discuss, just the same, because we know you adore all things sex-munchy, just like we do. Pare-poo hit up H'wood club Bardot Monday night, partying with a group of pals. Pare's winning BFF, Brittany Flickinger, was nowhere to be seen, tho, surprise. One barfly reported on P-poo rather breathlessly:
"Paris said she was on a boy hunt," we're told. "She told the staff she was looking for cute boys!" That's a nice change, since she hasn't been with a good-lookin' guy in ages. Too bad, Benj, that all twins don't look identical. Now, P.H. hung with her chums all night, not daring to venture over to former firecrotch-giggling friendo Brandon Davis' table, which also sat Avril Lavigne.
See, B.D. and Av were taking Patrón shots all night, ya know, just as you'd expect a happily married woman to do with a sketchy-ass dude who's not her husband. Wonder if hub-unit Deryk knew his wife was Patrón pounding all night long with an oily-type man?
Hopefully Brand-hon didn't run into anyone's car while leaving the hot spot that night like he did the night before. Wouldn't ya just love to have any one of these gross gals and guys as your BFF?
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain and Whitney English