Jennifer Aniston is pausing to address all the pregnancy rumors surrounding her.
"Oh my God, it's hysterical," she says in the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly about speculation that she is carrying current beau John Mayer's baby. "It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!'"
In other words: "Stop stealing my thunder, motherf--kers!"
The Marley & Me star adds that while we won't be privy to a baby bump anytime soon, she does feel motherhood is in her future…
"I'm on the verge of it in some way—or it's something I long for," she says.
However, what she clearly doesn't long for is the ongoing drama surrounding her, her ex-hubby Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, citing in particular the recent issue of Vogue magazine that highlighted Jen's quote, "What Angelina did was very uncool," on its cover.
"I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid," she says, insisting the so-called slam was taken out of context. "I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next."