Paramount Pictures"I'll be back"? Uhh, no thank you. We're good.
Screen Junkies' Honest Trailers have run the gamut on which bad blockbusters they skewer—and their latest target is an "awful" summer sequel that was a disappointment for so many of us, Terminator: Genisys.
Starring an aged Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jai Courtney, a.k.a. "the homeless man's Channing Tatum," the film features a ton of tired catchphrases and plot points so confusing that even the film's characters don't know what is happening.
So wait, what is Skynet now? An already outdated technology that's coming to fruition through some sort of pubescent hologram?
We want to understand you, Terminator: Genisys!
What could have been a fun nostalgic nod is a tangled mess that makes us just feel kind of sad for Arnold, and the folks over at Screen Junkies aren't holding back.
"You thought the franchise couldn't get any worse," says the trailer's narrator. "You. Were. Wrong."
The unwanted sequel not only fails at breaking new ground, it travels back in time and destroys what we liked about the older Terminator films, says the trailer.
All we can say is: better luck next time. At this point, we're just assuming they'll keep at these whether audiences ask for them or not, right?
Speaking of Terminator: Genisys, watch the video below to find out what it was like for Arnold Schwarzenegger to fight his younger self on the big screen.