• Need guidance? Jessica Simpson may soon be your go-to religious guru.
• Evan Rachel Wood no longer looks like her ex, Marilyn Manson, or, for that matter, her ex's ex, Dita Von Teese.
• I'll tell you what I want. I really want more pop stars like Posh Spice to admit they can't sing.
• Hockey star Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely for mocking his "sloppy seconds" ex-girlfriends, including Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.
• Anne Hathaway hearts Jon Stewart.
• Dear David Tennant: Dr. Who, thank you for agreeing to stop using the actual skull of a Polish concert pianist in your performances of Hamlet. Love, Rise 'n' Shine
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