• Despite ScarJo's high-waisted pants and a baggy sports coat at last night's Spirit photocall, her rep tells E! News, “She is not pregnant." So don't even go there. But really, Scarlett should know a wedding + baggy clothes = totes pregnant. That's just the kind of messed up world we live in.
• Matthew McConaughey and his baby mama, Camila Alves, really are meant to be—just look at the party they're having.
• Audrina is really trying her hardest to make this Lauren-Justin Bobby hookup rumor last. Truth is, Audrina, we don't care if you called L.C. a slut.
• Madonna talks about her work in Malawi in a new Sundance documentary that aired last night. She narrates the whole thing without her English accent, crazy.
• A reason to wake up tomorrow, as Britney Comeback Week just keeps on giving.
—ScarJo reporting by Whitney English