Have you ever wondered what it would be like to steal Jamie Lee Curtis' husband?
Even if your answer is no, which it probably is, (because who would want to do that to Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest?), you still get to find out by watching the Scream Queens first look above.
In the exclusive clip, fashion icon and Rookie Mag founder Tavi Gevinson walks us through her ridiculous guest appearance in this week's episode of the Fox series as Feather McCarthy, the Wallace U student and former Kappa who steals Dean Munsch's (Curtis) husband, Steven (Philip Casnoff).
Since Grace (Skyler Samuels) and Pete (Diego Boneta) currently have their eye on Munsch as a top suspect, Feather becomes a person of interest as well, and thus we get to learn the sad tale of a college student falling in love with her professor, and then having a small statue thrown at her head by the dean of students.
Click play now to watch it all play out!
Of course, since this is Scream Queens, things get a lot nuttier than that, in more ways than one.
You saw the shot of Munsch being hauled off in a straitjacket, right? That's barely the tip of the iceberg of this insane episode, which also features a funeral, a séance, and—you guessed it!—lunch meat. And murder, of course. Through it all, Jamie Lee Curtis reminds us why she is the actual scream queen by giving a performance that is both hilarious and a little bit scary.
There also might be a few semi-answers to be had by the time the night is over to at least a couple of questions, and you won't want to miss it.
Scream Queens airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Fox.