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Michael Phelps' new girlfriend

By Ted Casablanca Dec 02, 2008 7:56 PMTags
Michael PhelpsJoe Fury

We're sure Mama Phelps is just thrilled with what her baby boy brought home for Thanksgiving. People reports that Michael Phelps brought his not-so-ladylike girlfriend back to Baltimore to do a meet 'n' greet with the fam. M.P's Sarah Larson-in-training GF, Caroline Pal, is a cocktail waitress at the Palms nightclub, Moon, in Veg-Nasty. Natch, we had to ask a former Phelps flame her thoughts on the whole sitch:

"I think it makes perfect sense," dished M-doll's quasi-hookup, who almost made it to home base, only the batter-up stopped swinging; say he wasn't exactly in tip-top performance shape after all. "I'm sure there are things they can do together that I was reluctant to," our former Phelps hon enthused.

Jeez, with all the trashtastic pics floating around of Pal, we're totally getting a future Tila Tequila vibe, fiercely fun-filled 'n' all. Even after Michael's gold medal glory, he still really is the gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?

I know Ms. Pal agrees!

With additional reporting by Taryn Ryder