Brandon Davis is best known for his pussy-faced “Firecrotch” rant against Lindsay Lohan with gal-pal Paris, so conveniently caught on tape by the paparazzi. Looks like the oily heir can’t do a douchebag-like activity without it being videotaped. Indeed, B.D. smashed right into a silver BMW in the parking lot of the Viper Room early Monday morning. Dude went straight from a liquor store on Sunset, to hopping into his black Mercedes, backing right into the SUV that belonged to Pink. (Funny, we think of her more of a motorcycle chick.) B.D.’s rep, always at his defense, says, “That is a very dark parking lot.” Tatum O'Neal should add that to her list of eye-rolling excuses.
Brandon, responsibly (and surprisingly) went back in the club to inform Pink of the damages. But could Brand’s behavior just a few hours before have caused the car crash chaos? Check it out…
Just a few hours before his dimly lit parking-lot boo-boo, our cinema snoop caught Davis at L.A. film-snob hang ArcLight, stumbling around the lobby like he had ingested something a lot stronger than just Junior Mints and popcorn. Hmmm.
Maybe the rich, aimless jerk had just seen Sean Penn play the horny activist Harvey Milk in Milk and realized Sean’s massively firm bottom shown so deftly in the flick was simply no comparison to Lindsay’s crimson fire down below? Who the hell knows! But of what we are certain is that bedazzled .B.D slammed right into one of the glass doors on his way out. Would have been quite embarrassing—if he had any idea what was going on.
—Additional reporting by Becky Bain and Whitney English