Hey, girl. How you doin'?
You're looking sexy as hell today.
Mmmmmmm.
Oh, sorry. We didn't mean to make everyone uncomfortable. We're just putting the moves on one of the most deliciously attractive creatures on the planet.
Nope, not Mila Kunis. Not even Chris Pratt.
We're talking about bacon. Salty, greasy, crispy, wonderful porky bacon.
But pump your brakes, bacon lovers! The World Health Organization just published a report that said bacon (along with other processed and red meats) could cause cancer. So, that's not a great thing.
Frankly, we are shocked that a fried and salted pork product is actually not good for you! Shocked.
Since bacon is the king of kings in the food world and it's been scientifically proven* to make every single food item better, you can understand why the Internet is having trouble accepting this new fact.
(*Probably not)
Sorry, WHO. We follow the gospel of Ron Swanson when it comes to bacon.
We'll probably be fine.