Florida Jewel Thieves Sign Guestbook With Name and Penis Doodle After Robbing Art Gallery

A ring and bracelet valued around $6,000 were taken from the exhibit

Idiot alert! According to Sun Sentinel, 19-year-old David Ziskoski, and 24-year-old Megan Ohara wandered into a Florida art gallery and jacked a bracelet and ring, you know, for funsies. The jewelry, totaling around $6,000, belonged to the gallery exhibition's owner. 

The duo dipped out and were later found chillin' in grocery store Publix because why not, right? Thieves need groceries, too. The two were of course confronted, and Ohara handed over the stolen goods. Perhaps the smartest thing the pair did that day.

Here's the best part: The exhibition owner and artist noticed, when cops headed back to the gallery, that someone had scribbled a bunch of fake emails in the guestbook. One of them was so painfully named, "[e-mail]." Womp. Womp. The fun doesn't stop there, y'all. A pair of fake emails contained the name "Meg" and one of them also included Ohara's phone number right by it. Do you think these two were on the honor roll in high school?

The icing on the cake? The article additionally states, "Also on the page was a drawing of male genitalia and a woman's face labeled as "Meg.'" Tee-hee. 

You stay classy, Florida. 

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Speaking of costly baubles, check out Margot Robbie's necklace at the Oscars!