We got a double dose of Real Housewives tonight and are still reeling from all the backbiting, tears, drama and, you know, rich people just being honest with each other (and Andy Cohen!).
There were tears, threats of violence and some salty talk, and we loved it.
Oh, and then there was stuff like this: "I am a stripper," said NeNe, who didn't disappoint during the Atlanta reunion (and who says she only strips for her husband, BTW). Plus, Dwight showed up to (nearly) steal the show.
And then afterward, there was a pulpy, fresh gulp of Orange County, and we realized that there would be no shortage of ridiculous, watchable behavior.