iStock#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve is currently trending on Twitter and boy do we have an Easter basket full of opinions about these tweets. The hashtag, which appears to have originated from Twitter user @Mr_Eichenberg, got us thinking. How many reusable Whole Foods bags can you fill with these first world probs? Enough to circle a sales lot of Range Rovers 200 times. For real, we did the math. Just kidding, we forgot math after high school, but thankfully technology can help us with that issue. What can't it do for those who suffer? Read on.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve Waking up 3 minutes before your alarm.
? Unearthed Anaglyph (@hpgin3d) October 15, 2015Think of it this way, you have three extra minutes to make it to Taco Bell breakfast. Forget coffee, thanks to you, everyone at work will be invigorated by the lingering scent of your A.M. Crunchwrap toots.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve
My damn laundry pic.twitter.com/EVZ8kwBqlh
? SophieDiddles (@sophie_diddles) October 15, 2015OMG, yes. Too bad we didn't graduate from MIT. We would have invented a robo-mom who could come over on laundry day and tackle that pile.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve Mandatory prostrate exam
? Sane Psychopath (@SemenMortar) October 15, 2015We're so sorry. Do you want, like, a hug?
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve edible 3D printed pizza ?
? Rose (@SyhrhRose) October 15, 2015Your oven is the technology here, people. C'mon.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve Tweets aren't edible.
? Chris Magill (@cmagill) October 15, 2015Tell us how that "Mandatory Prostate Exam" tweet tastes...
Grandma doesn't know why her friends can't see what she posts on her wall #ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve pic.twitter.com/6wzFHqAmA2
? Eryn (@Eryn_NotErin) October 15, 2015Granny also doesn't know why your eyebrows are always on fleek or what a Miley Cyrus is. In a few weeks, she's going to ask you how many cups of Cool Whip go into a Nae Nae casserole.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve Can't grab the white nose hair with tweezers because too many dark nose hairs in the way.
? Spatula City (@Spatula8) October 15, 2015Dad?
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve speed up those damned meat and cheese slicers at the Deli!
? Reso Lotions (@TrivagoD) October 15, 2015A vegan diet might be worth considering unless you're passionate about severed acrylic nails in your pimento loaf.
I ordered a Turkey BLT and they forgot the B #ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve #EverydayTragedies
? todd dillard (@toddedillard) October 15, 2015Emotionally this is a lot to handle right now. Thankfully our therapist makes house calls.
#ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve my life
? queen vogue (@itsqueenvogue) October 15, 2015False. It can't be that bad, bb! Practice gratitude around the fact that you don't have a coniferous forest of blackened nose hairs to tame. You're not alone @Spatula8, us too.
What are your first world #ProblemsTechnologyCantSolve? We want to know! Tweet them with the hashtag to @eonline!
Here's a problem technology did help solve: Watch Aaron Sorkin squash his beef with Tim Cook.